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Music & Lyrics: Bruce Yarock & Mike Licausi
Copyright 1980
PLASTIC SURGERY

Verse 1
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My image of myself isn't really what it oughta be
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Plastic . . . . Plastic surgery
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And all the girls I wanna meet, they won't even talk to me
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Plastic . . . . Plastic surgery
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I think I'll see the specialist, and ask him can he help me
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Plastic . . . . Plastic surgery
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I hope I'll end up lookin like an Anglo-Saxon fantasy
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Plastic . . . Plastic surgery

Chorus:
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Lift it up, stretch it back, scrape it out and tuck it in
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Don't stop reconstruct, ears, nose, neck and chin
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A hammer here, a chisel there, this new face will make them pant!
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I hope I'll end up looking like a real live Protestant!

Verse 2
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When I look in the mirror, I don't see what I long to see
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Plastic . . . . Plastic surgery

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I think an operation might really cure what's wrong with me
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Plastic . . . . Plastic surgery
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And when I'm all done life will be just like it ought to be
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Plastic . . . . Plastic surgery
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I hope I'll end up looking like an Anglo-Saxon fantasy

Repeat Chorus